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By Demotivational Poster


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


SUCCESS -




HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




SLEEPING DISORDER -




BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
That's really creepy.


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


SOME DAYS -




I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

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Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding


TAGS: baby
Rating: 3.79/5

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BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




HEROISM -


TAGS: hero quote by bob dylan
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:55 am
5L
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 3:40 pm
Yes.


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

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MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?


TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.


HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
Open your mind, Quaid.


RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!


TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)


WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.82/5

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axe11154 - January 17, 2013, 3:03 pm
dont worry baby. were past that


A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


EVEN THE TEACHERS - couldn't resist his charming ways


TAGS: cubby test
Rating: 4.65/5

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LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


YOGA - Sometimes You Just Don't Feel Like It


TAGS: cobybrock com
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Good one. Cute.


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -


TAGS: rickey bobby
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:39 pm
Ha! Nice one.
Bandit5906 - July 13, 2012, 7:10 pm
Great pet!


three men in a bar -


TAGS: rugby
Rating: 4.24/5

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tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 12:49 am
Frenchmen have testicles?
dy2012 - July 19, 2013, 8:04 am
bahaha 5bruised test%$#@


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




VICTORY -


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm
5olid!
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks!
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


REDNECK DAYCARE -




JOHN CENA - as a baby




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....


TAGS: baby flirt
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - August 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
Don't stick that tongue out unless you're prepared to use it, kid.


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
Excellence.


LOOK -


TAGS: nfl rugby
Rating: 3.94/5

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MashiMashi - November 21, 2012, 11:10 pm
The last RUGBY game i saw the FIJIIANS were kicking Englands Arse up and down the field, and England was twice the size of them.
Mahomygod - March 2, 2011, 9:13 am
I'd like to say England.. but I can see the All Blacks taking it from us..
maddness17 - March 2, 2011, 5:27 am
England for the win
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:21 am
ALL BLACKS - watch out - "hier kom die Bokke"
CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:37 am
Yes NZ are favourites... I think the boks are gonna take this one though :)
Kohnel - March 2, 2011, 1:57 am
A true mans game Rugby. World cup this year Go the All Blacks
daimuldoon - March 1, 2011, 10:17 pm
very nice.


BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute


TAGS: baby hitler
Rating: 3.17/5

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STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


Babies -


TAGS: baby dragon
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - October 22, 2014, 3:31 am
The dragonborn. They are very hard to control, till they take an arrow in the knee.


SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"




MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
5 burned houses xD


TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat




CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: baby jeebus
Rating: 3.45/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:59 am
Jesus - the original hippie. I do think it's questionable tho if Magdelene was a ho- I think the the Catholic church cooked that story up later, during the Council of Nicaea.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
Reality Lord - December 27, 2011, 7:12 am

huh? you're joking right? there is no aspect of christianity what-so-ever that would commend capitalism...totally conflicting philosophies.
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
crankyhead - December 26, 2011, 3:34 pm
He was executed as a 'friend of the state'?
RonE - December 26, 2011, 5:22 am
Was not against capitalism, did not go after bank system, and not executed as an enemy of the state. He wasn't convicted of breaking any Roman law. There is more but can't figure out why I am defending Christianity. Rather see it fade to obscurity.
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:48 pm
To be fair, Mary didn't get pregnant through promiscuous *** and the religious elite of that day were about as honest as a modern day televangelist


ALONE -




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


BLIND HUMOR -


TAGS: original joke by airman theone
Rating: 4.56/5

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steph1 - February 24, 2011, 2:44 am
bravo - it must be a b**** though to find a free spot for handicap parking - especially on busy weekends
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:35 am

i like this


Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.71/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm
Great image and truth. Thank you,


DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

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MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm
Seems legit.


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

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mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: baby ugly
Rating: 2.96/5

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GypsieRose - February 6, 2010, 6:45 pm
holy pointy jesus moobie n****** batman that is effin scary =[ lol
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
That is disturbing, space...why don't they just use mules?
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
I don't really know what that guy was talking about Bart. Possibly 'babies' are c0ck tractors...plowing the fields...IDK.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:06 pm
Do they really have **** tractors in Canada? Those guys must have some WEIRD farms...to have those growing out from the dirt...Rigormortice?
rerun - October 27, 2009, 7:05 pm

Don't remind us....
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:03 pm
And it's only Tuesday. jk
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:01 pm
your head* typo. btw, this is satire. Don't be pissed. That would be second time I've accidentally triggered a flame war...this week
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
**** tractor? You, Sir, you severely misuse farm equipment...Now go get a bag for your had and ride your moose into the sunset, Super Yankee.
weoi8fha3 - October 27, 2009, 6:35 pm
f*** you, canadians are way better looking than american **** tractors
Sean - September 6, 2009, 4:02 pm
Either that or the camera somehow managed to pre-date Abe Vigoda.
817539 - September 6, 2009, 2:59 pm
That baby is from a art exposition about life and the human body. lol
Canadian - May 17, 2009, 2:11 pm
I believe faces like this come from redneck hillbilly sister lovin americans. You just don't see them on the street cause you hide them in your basements.


Baby Cthulhu -


TAGS: cthulhu baby
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:20 am
Bingo!


COSTUME KIDS -




100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies bre***s
Rating: 4.56/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

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stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...




YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.


TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.41/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
well done, ug


ASIAN CHICKS - ANOTHER MYTH BUSTED! -


TAGS: lol at cubby
Rating: 4.2/5

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Cubbybear - May 12, 2010, 10:30 am
I love this...5/5 Long time no see Culos


TRIP CONFIRMATION -


TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.12/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
this happen to you airman?


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:53 pm
Don't forget, "Dad" is the dolt holding the phone that took this picture. :P
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


THINKING -


TAGS: pensive baby humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
Thi5 explains why I drop a deuce so much.
Valymar - March 7, 2012, 4:51 am
That explains the smell... *g*
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:24 pm

god i love this. you have to upload this to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 6:32 pm

WAsh your hands and hand me my crown~~~
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 6:15 pm
Yeah, that’s the look of determination…..signifying slight resistance. The smoothie begets a more unseeing, far-away look, somewhat like being ***ped on the shoulder in the dark. I’m here to take your calls. Cute poopster, Linda, 5 poopies
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:58 pm

LOL
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:24 pm

Every parent knows that look~~~
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

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MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!


TAGS: ugly baby
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:36 pm
Hair is growing out of its forehead... Donate it to the circus and try again (or better yet... don't).
justme - January 15, 2012, 1:17 pm
this is what i say when a kid isn't pretty to watch at. It sure is a sweet child. XD


9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!




THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1MB SIMM -


TAGS: megabyte simm
Rating: 3.56/5

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Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 3:16 pm
As someone who designs memory, this is 100% correct. And awesome!


BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil


TAGS: baby blood death horrible evil
Rating: 3.41/5

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FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 7:18 pm
He's saving it for later.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 1:12 pm
You can actually see the chunks of brain matter on his chest.
Jas - October 21, 2009, 1:28 am
Looks like a young barbarian who has just scored his first kill.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
lol! Nothing better than a baby's laughter :p
Jupiter Monkey - August 29, 2009, 9:54 am
Braaaaaaaains!!!!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:35 pm
what was that kid eating?


Dear Lord! -


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:25 pm
I think that's a clumsy way to phrase a joke about inept father's who let diapers keep filling until they weigh 12-16lbs. I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who told it better.


MEMORIES -




A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !




THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000


TAGS: democrats election baby obama barack
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.


WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.


TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm
Bouncer
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:47 am
Flush
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:30 am
Soda
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am
Sandwich.


16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




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