By Demotivational Poster
STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
SLEEPING DISORDER -
BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?
HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
SOME DAYS -
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -
FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
Sleeping Beauty -
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age
WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -
GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding
BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?
DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?
START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!
WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here
A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!
EVEN THE TEACHERS - couldn't resist his charming ways
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
YOGA - Sometimes You Just Don't Feel Like It
I'm so old -
CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns
TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -
three men in a bar -
ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.
THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -
NATURE VS NURTURE -
I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!
NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.
REDNECK DAYCARE -
JOHN CENA - as a baby
WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money
FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....
NO FLY ZONE... -
BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult
LEST WE FORGET -
BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute
STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
MOTHERBOARD SHOES -
SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"
MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.
KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.
BLIND HUMOR -
DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"
BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first
HANG IN THERE -
Baby Cthulhu -
COSTUME KIDS -
100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!
9 Months -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.
J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B
ASIAN CHICKS - ANOTHER MYTH BUSTED! -
DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!
PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.
Dear Lord -
THAR SHE BLOWS -
OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!
THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
TRIP CONFIRMATION -
1MB SIMM -
BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil
RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!
Dear Lord! -
A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...
2ND HONEYMOON -
BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.
CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !
THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000
WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!
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