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By Demotivational Poster


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am, #241531
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am, #231760
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm, #231598
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm, #229589
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229178
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229177
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229122
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm, #229121

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am, #229054
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm, #229032
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am, #229010
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am, #229003
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


SUCCESS -




HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




SLEEPING DISORDER -




MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am, #213168
Man I LOVED her!!


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am, #220954
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm, #220937
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220932
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm, #227440
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm, #226263
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm, #226261
That's really creepy.


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm, #231750
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm, #231191
(carebear BANNED)


SOME DAYS -




FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am, #240079
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm, #146874
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm, #146873
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #146753
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm, #146690
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm, #146657

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm, #146652
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm, #146628
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am, #146574
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am, #146570
This is epic, actually.


LABYRINTH -


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm, #209207
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm, #209196
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am, #209187
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am, #209157
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm, #209154
I love this movie


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.76/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm, #227456
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm, #226143
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm, #226141
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm, #226132

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am, #247526
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm, #246824
How airheads are born.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm, #228513
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am, #111771
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding


TAGS: baby
Rating: 3.79/5

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HEROISM -


TAGS: hero quote by bob dylan
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:55 am, #230512
5L
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 3:40 pm, #230452
Yes.


DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?


TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Koradan

yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm, #154570
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.


HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm, #235130
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am, #234691
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am, #234687
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #171659
Open your mind, Quaid.


WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by btrinko

axe11154 - January 17, 2013, 3:03 pm, #242567
dont worry baby. were past that


A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am, #220972
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am, #167275
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm, #151139
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #117315
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm, #117197
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am, #115702
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am, #102443
They are not looking at the beach ball.


EVEN THE TEACHERS - couldn't resist his charming ways


TAGS: cubby test
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman



LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231908
(carebear BANNED)


YOGA - Sometimes You Just Don't Feel Like It


TAGS: cobybrock com
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm, #131001
Good one. Cute.


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm, #196295
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm, #157673
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by WasntMe

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #233819
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -


TAGS: rickey bobby
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:39 pm, #237233
Ha! Nice one.
Bandit5906 - July 13, 2012, 7:10 pm, #237227
Great pet!


three men in a bar -


TAGS: rugby
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by GaryO

tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 12:49 am, #248210
Frenchmen have testicles?
dy2012 - July 19, 2013, 8:04 am, #247903
bahaha 5bruised test%$#@


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm, #252507
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm, #252502
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm, #252221
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm, #252220
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


VICTORY -


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm, #222795
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm, #222720
5olid!
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm, #222710
thanks!
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #222708
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm, #222706
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm, #222704
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am, #232463
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am, #232462
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm, #232358
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm, #232352
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm, #232341
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm, #222851
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am, #222840
Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178577
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178576
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm, #178026
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm, #178000
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am, #177982
Nice one aggy!


I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm, #242184
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm, #247895
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #244720
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am, #244718
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


REDNECK DAYCARE -




JOHN CENA - as a baby




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....


TAGS: baby flirt
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - August 23, 2012, 5:48 pm, #238654
Don't stick that tongue out unless you're prepared to use it, kid.


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm, #144214
h** teacher.


CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Ism

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm, #248798
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am, #235364
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm, #235332
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm, #243780
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #170185
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute


TAGS: baby hitler
Rating: 3.17/5

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Babies -


TAGS: baby dragon
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - October 22, 2014, 3:31 am, #257279
The dragonborn. They are very hard to control, till they take an arrow in the knee.


SEMPER GUMBY - "Always Flexible"




MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm, #222695
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm, #222568
5 burned houses xD


TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat




CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: baby jeebus
Rating: 3.45/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:59 am, #239022
Jesus - the original hippie. I do think it's questionable tho if Magdelene was a ho- I think the the Catholic church cooked that story up later, during the Council of Nicaea.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am, #226997
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am, #226996
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
Reality Lord - December 27, 2011, 7:12 am, #226991

huh? you're joking right? there is no aspect of christianity what-so-ever that would commend capitalism...totally conflicting philosophies.
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm, #226985
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm, #226984
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
crankyhead - December 26, 2011, 3:34 pm, #226975
He was executed as a 'friend of the state'?
RonE - December 26, 2011, 5:22 am, #226958
Was not against capitalism, did not go after bank system, and not executed as an enemy of the state. He wasn't convicted of breaking any Roman law. There is more but can't figure out why I am defending Christianity. Rather see it fade to obscurity.
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:48 pm, #226950
To be fair, Mary didn't get pregnant through promiscuous *** and the religious elite of that day were about as honest as a modern day televangelist


ALONE -




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm, #176726
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




BLIND HUMOR -


TAGS: original joke by airman theone
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by TheOne

steph1 - February 24, 2011, 2:44 am, #213042
bravo - it must be a b**** though to find a free spot for handicap parking - especially on busy weekends
rerun - February 24, 2011, 12:35 am, #213037

i like this


DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm, #233331
Seems legit.


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am, #251636
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm, #206643
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206536
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206535
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm, #206528
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm, #206487

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm, #206483
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am, #206437

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #206436
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


Baby Cthulhu -


TAGS: cthulhu baby
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:20 am, #250465
Bingo!


COSTUME KIDS -




100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm, #242240
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am, #237287
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm, #180131
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am, #134508
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am, #133713
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm, #131593
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am, #131422
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm, #131379
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm, #131373
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm, #131367
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm, #131354
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm, #131353
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm, #131346
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm, #131344
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am, #107815
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm, #86228
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am, #61779
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm, #61672
That baby looks pissed!


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

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stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm, #137869
Those babies are going to starve!


2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...




9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies bre***s
Rating: 4.56/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am, #255763
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am, #255551

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am, #255550

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.


TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm, #242574
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.42/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm, #234740
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm, #234681
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm, #234662
well done, ug


ASIAN CHICKS - ANOTHER MYTH BUSTED! -


TAGS: lol at cubby
Rating: 4.2/5

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Cubbybear - May 12, 2010, 10:30 am, #175772
I love this...5/5 Long time no see Culos


PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm, #223924
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


THINKING -


TAGS: pensive baby humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:16 pm, #248057
Thi5 explains why I drop a deuce so much.
Valymar - March 7, 2012, 4:51 am, #230807
That explains the smell... *g*
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:24 pm, #230773

god i love this. you have to upload this to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 6:32 pm, #230763

WAsh your hands and hand me my crown~~~
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 6:15 pm, #230757
Yeah, that’s the look of determination…..signifying slight resistance. The smoothie begets a more unseeing, far-away look, somewhat like being ***ped on the shoulder in the dark. I’m here to take your calls. Cute poopster, Linda, 5 poopies
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230754

LOL
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:42 pm, #230753
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:24 pm, #230751

Every parent knows that look~~~
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm, #230747
(carebear BANNED)


Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.71/5

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Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm, #257265
Great image and truth. Thank you,


THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

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MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am, #241404
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm, #229427
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm, #229412
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm, #229408
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!


TAGS: ugly baby
Rating: 4.15/5

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justme - January 15, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227629
this is what i say when a kid isn't pretty to watch at. It sure is a sweet child. XD


9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!




THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm, #149774
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am, #149263
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm, #149209
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


TRIP CONFIRMATION -


TAGS: b1 bomber libya expedia
Rating: 4.12/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 12:20 pm, #215859
God bless the Spads. TacAir is our friend!
Airman - April 5, 2011, 6:43 pm, #215823
yes, and Spads
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:44 pm, #215817
They had sopwith camels in Nam?
Airman - April 5, 2011, 4:15 pm, #215813
I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?
pzykosiz - April 4, 2011, 7:03 pm, #215758
this happen to you airman?


1MB SIMM -


TAGS: megabyte simm
Rating: 3.56/5

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Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 3:16 pm, #78579
As someone who designs memory, this is 100% correct. And awesome!


BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil


TAGS: baby blood death horrible evil
Rating: 3.39/5

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FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 7:18 pm, #220175
He's saving it for later.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 1:12 pm, #147588
You can actually see the chunks of brain matter on his chest.
Jas - October 21, 2009, 1:28 am, #128763
Looks like a young barbarian who has just scored his first kill.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:53 pm, #115811
lol! Nothing better than a baby's laughter :p
Jupiter Monkey - August 29, 2009, 9:54 am, #113031
Braaaaaaaains!!!!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:35 pm, #109499
what was that kid eating?


RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!


TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am, #110988
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)


Dear Lord! -


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.89/5

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MEMORIES -




A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm, #201565
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !




WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.


TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm, #156163
Bouncer
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:47 am, #156103
Flush
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:30 am, #156101
Soda
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am, #156094
Sandwich.


16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




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HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!


TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.


TAGS: waking baby air horn
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm, #74490
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am, #74442
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.


THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000


TAGS: democrats election baby obama barack
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am, #9928
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am, #9927
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129653
They see me rollin'...


YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -




SO SET EM UP JOE -


TAGS: one for my baby
Rating: 4.87/5

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 2:05 pm, #246426
I see your schwartz is as big as mine..
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225380
"...so stick 'em up, Joe."


THE SMALLEST THINGS -


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm, #231736
So cute...


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




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